I Have Rugged Power.

...because dainty power just won't cut it.

My Friendship is Sporadic.

It really is... you should ask my friends... you know, the ones I had last month.

I Fail Impressively.

Amazon would like to make your user experience brighter...

by insulting you. Amazon suggests a new "PayPhrase" for me regularly. They're hilarious in their randomness. You will adore!